1,000 single reasons

Reason #974

“You’ve set up this blog instead of trying to find a girlfriend.”

Reason #975

“You lie on the floor making gurgling noises on a Wednesday afternoon.”

Reason #976

“You can be more camp than a Boy Scout Jamboree.”

Reason #977

“Your sense of humour is considered weird.”

Reason #978

“You come out with useless facts that don’t enrich anyone’s life.”

Reason #979

“You serve as librarian, guardian, and chief administrator of your DVD collection.”

Reason #980

“You feel it necessary to colour coordinate your hoodies and shoes.”

Reason #981

“You ‘Gervais’ a bit too much.”

Reason #982

“Your car only has two doors.”

Reason #983

“Your bedtime reading is ‘Understanding Overdrafts’.”